I’m sure you’ve all heard of the website Txts Frm Lst Nght. It’s a collection of embarassing texts. I love the tagline of the site-Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do.
Haha! I bought the app a couple of weeks ago and when I’m bored or need cheering up, it comes in handy! Here are a few, that had me in stitches!
(270) Not only did I hold your hair bak as you puked, I french braided it. I am such a great friend.
(314): no ping pong balls so we’re playing beer pong with an ornament. you can’t tell me that’s not festive.
(717): I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine…
(210): masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
(210): I’m bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
(505): i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you’ve gotten fat.
(916): Don’t bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex… Can I get a ride home?
And some from my very own city!
(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
(901): i wonder what thom yorke’s orgasms sound like (devynn actually asked me if that was my text…hehe)
(901): Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning… why r guys so tacky?