Detroit, what!

So, I’m not really into horoscopes, but sometimes I entertain myself by reading them. Most of the time they’re a bunch of crap, but recently I’ve found some that have been so on point with everything going on in my life. It’s pretty creepy, but the horoscopes from the Real Detroit Weekly have been strangely on the same note as whatever is going on with me. This week for instance:

PISCES: There’s some question about how long it will take to get out of this. It seems like you’re stuck in the same boat with people who don’t want to be there either. A broader perspective would show you that you’re just moving through a difficult time that is bringing out everyone’s worst fears. No one is at their best when they’re afraid and it makes it very difficult to see the light at the end of the tunnel when you don’t know where you’re going. Things will improve. In about three more months, you will all be home free.

You don’t know how much this hits close to home.

Is it just me? Or is the Real Detroit Weekly THAT real? Check yours out and let me know.


6 thoughts on “Detroit, what!

  1. Whooha!

    Same here! It’s dead on!

    LEO: Something tells you it’s your move, but you don’t know what to do. If you could deal more honestly with people this wouldn’t be so difficult. Try not to over-analyze something that is really quite simple. Nothing you do can change this and getting more involved will probably make it worse. It may be best to just realize that whatever binds you to this situation has run its course and the only thing you can do is let it go. If that thought scares you, it’s only because you haven’t figured out that you’re done with this

  2. whoa

    ARIES: Major disconnects with people have been going on for so long it seems as if no amount of communication will straighten things out. Faced with the arrival of someone you wish you didn’t have to talk to, you’re wondering where to begin. They happen to feel just as insecure as you do. The tendency to get defensive needs to be watched. None of this will be resolved if either one of you starts hitting below the belt. Brace yourself. For the time being, the best you can expect may be to agree to disagree.

  3. I’ve kept a log for about a year and half of my (pisces) horoscope from real detroit weekly. It’s spot on, at least 80% of the time. I don’t know who writes them, but it started out being creepy, but I’ve come to just accept that whoever it is just may be living in my basement for all intensive purposes.

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